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Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 10:59:00 [Preview] No. 17656 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
is this a cool chan?
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Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 16:59:24 [Preview] No.17664 del
>>17662
fuck it ima just go to the jap board


Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 18:38:29 [Preview] No.17667 del
>>17663
Thats where that picture of the monster was taken from, a 1982 horror flick called "Basket Case", see here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basket_Case_%28film%29

I remember this movie because I used to watch cheesy horror flicks from the 70s and 80s when I was younger.


Anonymous 07/20/2018 (Fri) 15:34:08 [Preview] No.17758 del
>>17667
So OP's picture is from a film? Why not post a webm of that scene?



Anonymous 07/20/2018 (Fri) 17:18:07 [Preview] No. 17764 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Everything is a jew if you are not a jew


Anonymous 07/20/2018 (Fri) 22:30:42 [Preview] No.17765 del
>0 logic
please accesses your brain


Anonymous 07/20/2018 (Fri) 22:33:01 [Preview] No.17766 del
jews did this thread tbh



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Anonymous 07/20/2018 (Fri) 17:07:53 [Preview] No. 17761 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ib culture is dying


Anonymous 07/20/2018 (Fri) 17:13:19 [Preview] No.17762 del
because of bad mods bottom line


Anonymous 07/20/2018 (Fri) 17:17:00 [Preview] No.17763 del
>>17762
And because jew



Kohlchan.net/int Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 20:48:10 [Preview] No. 16170 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Kohlchan.net/int

Please visit this new and ebin Imageboard at least for one time to pay them respect and wish them good luck


Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 22:47:45 [Preview] No.16171 del
If your going here to promote a board I might as well too: >>>/spoon/ (full of prepping info, gun tutorials, news-related podcasts and more).


Anonymous 07/20/2018 (Fri) 17:00:36 [Preview] No.17760 del
https://spacechan.xyz/d
no rules there



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Deep web porn? Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 04:01:42 [Preview] No. 17647 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Any good onion sites for it?


Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 16:01:12 [Preview] No.17661 del
No


Anonymous 07/20/2018 (Fri) 16:57:25 [Preview] No.17759 del
try not evil



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Anonymous 07/10/2018 (Tue) 19:54:41 [Preview] No. 17476 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>>15250
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About coding:
- https://github.com/pituz/webm-thread/wiki/
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This is a custom script that combines many functions that make it easier and more convenient to visit image boards.
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Anonymous 07/14/2018 (Sat) 01:29:26 [Preview] No. 17615 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Religious nutcase pukes up a communion waffer. But someone eats it because you can't reject Jesus's body and Jesus will be mad.
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/07/12/when-a-stranger-puked-up-a-communion-wafer-this-catholic-woman-had-a-solution/
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Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 20:29:03 [Preview] No.17670 del
>>17668
The Christians are from the stupidest countries, mainly the 3rd world. Moreover, it's name calling is fine if it's truly a descriptive of your intellect or other personal characterstics .


Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 20:29:43 [Preview] No.17671 del
>>17668
>>17668
The Christians are from the stupidest countries, mainly the 3rd world. Moreover, name calling is fine if it's truly a descriptive of your intellect or other personal characterstics .


Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 21:59:56 [Preview] No.17672 del
>>17670
You back up your simplistic, overly broad and bias accusations with absolutely no proof and no facts. This is simply another extreme bias against a group of people you likely no nothing about. Go ahead and hate, slander and ridicule your way out of this one but in the end it makes no sense and there is nothing you are going to do about the world's 32% Christian population as billions of Bibles are exchanging hands every single year.

Funny that all I hear is Christian bashing. What about Jews and Muslims? Are they exempted from your religious bias and if so, for what reason would that be?


Anonymous 07/20/2018 (Fri) 04:41:13 [Preview] No.17726 del
>>17672
Most Christians are from shitty 3rd world countries like Africa or Latin America. Europeans don't go to church and can't even be considered Christian. Christians are therefore retarded and drink water from lead pipes, while if you're not religious you have an IQ somewhere over a hundred and don't believe whatever you're told by a kid fucker on a Sunday.


Anonymous 07/20/2018 (Fri) 04:41:52 [Preview] No.17727 del
>>17672
And Buddhists are smarter than any of the Abrahamic religions. They're all retarded, like you.



FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 06:16:33 [Preview] No. 17712 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.

Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds.

“We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”

“And unfortunately, based on information we have from intelligence assets on the ground, this plot is already well under way,” he added.

https://www.theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375

I only trust this news source now.
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Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 11:47:03 [Preview] No.17717 del
Literally fake news now. What's wrong anon, can't handle reality anymore?


Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 11:49:11 [Preview] No.17718 del
>>17716
Yep, as it does under the Dems too. Neither party is worth jack shit. Both corrupt. Both incompetent. Both insolvent. Is this new to you or something or are you still in high school?


Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 19:36:45 [Preview] No.17723 del
>>17718
It's significant because McCain shared this article and because it proves republicans are doing more earmarks than democrats did in Obama's 2nd term. Under Obama in 20q2 earmarks almost stopped.


Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 22:33:57 [Preview] No.17724 del
Hahaha! I missed that one.

>>17715
and getting proven more and more true with every passing day

If they wait long enough, the United States will obliterate whate little remains of its global credibility by imprisoning children under 5 years old that it deems a threat to its national security. Oh, right...


Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 22:38:02 [Preview] No.17725 del
>>17723
it's what they want to do. they take the money from the special interests to funnel tax payer money back to them, so they can fly back to their districts and say they brought in jobs.

the neocon term that I noticed popping up when W. was in office was basically a new mindset amongst conservative politicians that if democrats would spend absurd amounts of money the republicans may as well do so in kind or play ball to at least control where some of it went.

clearly working for all sides involved. except the populous at large obviously.



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Christianity pushed back the future Anonymous 06/23/2018 (Sat) 23:35:28 [Preview] No. 17268 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Greeks/Romans believed we were made of atoms and tended to think all forms of creationism were ridiculous.
Lucretius believed in a kind of proto-darwinian natural selection around 100 BC. The pagans were relatively advanced empiricists. After that the Christian virus was worse than the black death since it triggered the Dark Ages. You don't get to hear much about it because the church propaganda has been so strong. Edward Gibson's book the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire is a classic and it ctiticized Christianity for turning the people away from Earthly affairs after Emperor Augustine, even as the barbarians were at the gate. Christianity fermented violence and strife from intolerance towards the rich and educated pagans and all literary work by pagans, plunging people into dogma and ignorance, and hastening the destruction of the Roman empire. Edward's defining book was censored when the Catholic church added it to the Index Librorum Prohibitorum.

If there had been no Christianity/monotheism by now we would have cures for cancer, genetically engineered cat girls, massive VR video games with centuries of programming, huge automated factories on the moon, other colonys throughout the solar system and sent a generational mother ship would be half way to Alpha Centauri. I'll never forgive Christianity for depriving me of Alfheim Online and Chobits in my bedroom.
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Anonymous 06/25/2018 (Mon) 09:00:05 [Preview] No.17318 del
>>17268
>doesn't blame Judaism when it was the jew favoring emperors who led Rome down the path of destruction
You need to bone up on your Roman history and realize Gibbon (not Gibson) considered the jews as subhuman destroyers of the Roman Empire.


Anonymous 07/17/2018 (Tue) 08:17:59 [Preview] No.17688 del
VR will have the same deafening effects on spirituality than cracker christ had. It all has to do with worshipping the physical. We dont need moonbases if we learn how to travel the universe in our minds by decalcifying our pineal glands and rejecting what the western paradigm of materialism has programed us to.


Anonymous 07/18/2018 (Wed) 15:06:18 [Preview] No.17705 del
>>17688
VR comes with massive consequences such as the destruction of retinal cells (you'll see increasing amounts of cornea problems, and sicknesses associated to motion sickness).

VR will NOT solve any economic problems we still face. So all the problems of REAL LIFE remain de-facto (which could easily disrupt your VR lifestyle in the long-term). You can't live without food and water and proper sanitation no matter how much VR'ing you do. Your still human and you still need basic essentials to live, period.

I'm not falling for this kind of kikery, its better to live in the real world and be properly prepared than have the some grand delusion that an advanced technology is going to change all of de-facto reality and give us some kind of free utopia in forever land.


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>>17688
>rejecting what the western paradigm of materialism has programed us to

<rejecting what the western paradigm of materialism has programed us to

You sure about that bro?


Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 19:34:21 [Preview] No.17722 del
>>17705
If you believe we should live in the real world where there are more pixels, then you are required to believe that it isn't good to believe in the existence of fake things including God, and heaven or hell. God is a lie and Jesus was his liar.



Russians meddled in the election Anonymous 07/15/2018 (Sun) 20:26:59 [Preview] No. 17669 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Now it's official. 12 russians were indicted, Trump has lamest defense ever.
#believeeveryliberal
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/07/13/politics/russia-investigation-indictments/index.html
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Distraught Mueller Burns Every Piece Of Evidence In Case After Hearing Trump’s Critique Of U.S.Intel Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 06:18:07 [Preview] No.17713 del
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https://politics.theonion.com/distraught-mueller-burns-every-piece-of-evidence-in-cas-1827661055

>WASHINGTON—Tossing a lit match on the assemblage of kerosene-doused case files, transcripts, and seized hard drives, Special Counsel Robert Mueller burned every piece of evidence in his investigation into 2016 election interference Tuesday after hearing President Trump’s pointed critique of the U.S. intelligence community. “God, I can’t believe I’ve wasted more than a year of my life working on something the president thinks is foolish, dumb, and—worst of all—a distraction,” said a visibly upset Mueller, shaking his head as he reminded himself to drop all charges against Paul Manafort and anyone who was arrested or pleaded guilty during the investigation before feeding hundreds of pages of warrants, subpoenas, and indictments into the raging flames.


Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 11:58:05 [Preview] No.17719 del
>>17713
Fake news.
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The reality is there are now 25 (first 13 + 12 more) indictments against Russians. The first 13 related to a Russian law firm, WHICH WENT TO A US COURT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES AND THE FBI REFUSED TO SHOW UP! No one talks about that:

https://archive.fo/OEU3p
http://dailycaller.com/2018/05/23/mueller-delay-russia-trial/
https://archive.fo/54FqY
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-06-12/mueller-scrambles-limit-evidence-after-indicted-russians-actually-show-court

Indictments don't prove guilt, especially when there is a lack of evidence on behalf of the FBI. If I was indicted for posting this today, that does not mean I'm guilty of anything: it would mean I'd go to court with a lawyer and expose them for violating my free speech and demand they give further evidence of any crimes I actually have commit. This is how the real world works.


Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 12:08:58 [Preview] No.17720 del
>>17711
You know nothing about reality when you soak your brain with war-mongering paranoia and propaganda. Your meme only makes that pretty clear.
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You know what I think Robert Mueller should do? Gather up some solid evidence, request utilizing the international crimes treaty we made with Russia back in the early 1990s, travel to Russia and interrogate the Russians and find out whether or not they are lying, then request bringing them to an international crimes court set up by the UN:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Criminal_Court


Anonymous 07/19/2018 (Thu) 18:48:49 [Preview] No.17721 del
>>17720
Un is corrupted by Russia and China. You say you want to give the benefit of the doubt to Russian spies even though they won't talk easily.