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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email
Edited last time by odilitime on 09/02/2016 (Fri) 06:48:15.
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Anonymous 01/05/2018 (Fri) 07:26:06 [Preview] No.14447 del
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I want to stop going to Jewish websites, but they're all Jewish. The internet was made by Jews. We're all so screwed.


Anonymous 01/05/2018 (Fri) 07:32:16 [Preview] No.14448 del
>>14447
The computer you are using is also jewish.


Anonymous 01/06/2018 (Sat) 06:16:09 [Preview] No.14451 del
>>14447
Jews are the master race.

>>14287
Fuck off nazi.


Anonymous 01/10/2018 (Wed) 00:24:05 [Preview] No.14510 del
>>14447
Perhaps you'd like Reddit or 4chan better. Unlike this place, they're 100% goyim-operated, promise.


Anonymous 01/20/2018 (Sat) 17:01:02 [Preview] No.14701 del
unsticky this having a sticky up for almost a year is just embrassing and isnt productive it makes the board look deader than it is. when the first thing people see coming to a board is this old ass sticky it just looks bad.



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Anonymous 01/20/2018 (Sat) 22:02:57 [Preview] No. 14704 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
WATER STYLE JUTSU!!!


Anonymous 01/20/2018 (Sat) 22:53:09 [Preview] No.14705 del
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID THE ARC FROM THE LEFT AND RIGHT COME IN AT THE SAME TIME


Anonymous 01/21/2018 (Sun) 07:30:58 [Preview] No.14710 del
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Clear?


Anonymous 01/21/2018 (Sun) 08:24:15 [Preview] No.14712 del
>>14710
Crystal



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Pedo Jokes Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 07:29:04 [Preview] No. 14649 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
There's a teacher, lawyer, and priest on a plane with three children. The plane begins to go down and there are only three parachutes. The teacher screams "Save the children!" The lawyer yells "Fuck the children!" The priest asks softly, "Do we have time?"
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Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 08:08:12 [Preview] No.14656 del
>haha let's try to normalize pedoshit by making jokes
you faggots are so tiresome, choke yourself with a belt.


Anonymous 01/20/2018 (Sat) 11:58:38 [Preview] No.14696 del
Was this anime part of a conspiracy to legitimize pedos?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OvMbfRXmcwU [Embed]


Anonymous 01/20/2018 (Sat) 12:24:12 [Preview] No.14697 del
>>14696
>conspiracy
not that part


Anonymous 01/20/2018 (Sat) 12:30:29 [Preview] No.14698 del
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The only way for Watashiya to compete for that overman Roman dick is to convince them she's a small boy from Athens.


Anonymous 01/21/2018 (Sun) 07:34:25 [Preview] No.14711 del
Ugly face, but kinky imagination make for potential bedroom fireworks. A Watashiya is fine too.



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where is /intl/? Anonymous 01/21/2018 (Sun) 00:37:25 [Preview] No. 14706 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I need a uncucked chan


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Anonymous 01/21/2018 (Sun) 01:22:43 [Preview] No.14708 del
>>14706
discord atm
the goonsaloon is a work in progress



News alternative Anonymous 12/05/2017 (Tue) 06:42:10 [Preview] No. 14123 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm going to start posting news articles in this thread sometimes for as long to avoid posting under a BO that has censored my threads before. For starters New York wants to remove a piece of art from a museum because you can barely see a girl's underwear. Americans are stupid puritans that don't mind glorifying violence but freak out if you ever show boob on TV.

https://nypost.com/2017/12/03/new-yorkers-call-for-removal-of-met-painting-that-sexualizes-girl/
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Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 05:56:12 [Preview] No.14646 del
>MRAs Make 46-Minute Cut Of ‘The Last Jedi’ That Edits Out All The Women
https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/last-jedi-mra-fan-edit-women/

This is why no one takes the movement seriously.


Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 06:01:30 [Preview] No.14647 del
https://slate.com/business/2018/01/a-new-theory-for-why-americans-cant-get-a-raise.html

And consolidation is why is it is so difficult to get a pay raise.



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Anonymous 11/28/2017 (Tue) 19:54:52 [Preview] No. 13883 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Анимублядский WebM-тред
для приличных анимублядей и прочих аутистов.
Безграмотное быдло с дубляжом, войсовером, порнографией и котиками, советы мерзких мокрописечников, вниманиебляди всех видов и прочее непотребство отправляется в порнотред https://2ch.hk/b/.
Для поиска сoуса видео сохраняем кадр (правый клик по видео) и ищем его на http://images.google.com.
Для воспроизведения WebM с 10-битным цветом нужно установить плагин vlc (http://nightlies.videolan.org/ ) и отключить встроенный в браузер плеер (media.webm.enabled=false в firefox).
О кодировании WebM
Доступные кодеки — VP8 и VP9 для видео, Vorbis и Opus для звука, максимальный размер файла — 20480КБ всех файлов в посте — 20480КБ (40960КБ с пасскодом).
Делать WebM можно научиться в вики треда: https://github.com/pituz/webm-thread/wiki/
Там находится подробная информация о выборе и настройке кодеков на примерах использования консольных утилит ffmpeg, vpxenc и mkvmerge.
Неочевидные моменты
— libvorbis при указании битрейта (-b:a) работает в режиме CBR (постоянный битрейт), и это портит качество звука; для режима VBR вместо битрейта надо указывать качество (-q:a); параметр -vbr on работает только для Opus'а;
— в webm'ки не нужно включать софтсаб в формате webvtt (FFmpeg это делает по умолчанию при наличии сабов в контейнере, отключается параметром -sn): во-первых, это бесполезно (для его отображения на странице должен быть специальный код), а во-вторых, от этого ролики не воспроизводятся в firefox.
Программы и их документация
http://webmproject.org http://ffmpeg.org http://mpv.io http://www.bunkus.org/videotools/mkvtoolnix/
Фронтенды к ffmpeg для кодирования вебмок
CLI, бидон: https://pypi.python.org/pypi/webm
CLI, zsh: https://github.com/pituz/webm-thread/tree/master/tools

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Anonymous 01/19/2018 (Fri) 20:08:27 [Preview] No.14691 del
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>>14572
>вакаба оригинальная
Тут рысь. Степана просили, но давно всего пара человек. Спрашивал на их серваке дискорда, тоже нет никаких продвижение по кукле. А самому разбираться в кукле и рыси мне надоело.
Прости, что так долго меня не было.


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Anonymous 01/20/2018 (Sat) 13:08:37 [Preview] No.14699 del
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>>14691
А мы никуда не торопимся.


Anonymous 01/20/2018 (Sat) 18:57:08 [Preview] No.14702 del
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>>14699
>А мы никуда не торопимся
Это правильно.



Jeanette Anonymous 10/19/2017 (Thu) 02:46:22 [Preview] No. 13500 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is she a cutie?
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Anonymous 01/05/2018 (Fri) 07:07:34 [Preview] No.14446 del
>>14444
You can see a bit of booty peaking out in the pic on
>>14304


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Anonymous 01/12/2018 (Fri) 06:48:34 [Preview] No.14532 del
Would love to smell her As As!!


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>>14532
Her butt must be pretty soft with skin like this



Anonymous 12/09/2017 (Sat) 04:35:31 [Preview] No. 14191 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>a nuclear bomb is headed toward your city
do you even know where your closest fallout shelter is?
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Anonymous 12/10/2017 (Sun) 08:46:37 [Preview] No.14222 del
>>14208
Yea. When this would have presumably been built sometime between the 60s and 70s I'd imagine and the population of the area has well over tripled in that time period. I also don't imagine the shelter part has been updated or maintained in any meaningful way. I don't imagine it serving very well in all honesty


Anonymous 12/14/2017 (Thu) 17:33:14 [Preview] No.14257 del
nope, i'm fucked XDDDDD


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Anonymous 12/16/2017 (Sat) 13:52:39 [Preview] No.14284 del
No. I'm just gonna head to the nearest military installation (most likely target) and await vaporization.


Anonymous 12/18/2017 (Mon) 16:25:47 [Preview] No.14313 del
I'm just planning on peeing all over myself to soak myself in a protective coat of urine. It's like you guys are fucking retarded or something.



Anonymous 01/12/2018 (Fri) 03:14:23 [Preview] No. 14526 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>kitchen SNK
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Anonymous 01/12/2018 (Fri) 06:19:44 [Preview] No.14530 del
here's something less feminine ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º), a salad tossing game with puzzle elements.


Anonymous 01/12/2018 (Fri) 06:30:23 [Preview] No.14531 del
>>14530
does each vegetable have separate ratings for crispness and freshness?
I love that the switch is getting some creative 3rd party games. never seemed like the wii u got that much.

>>14529
that's one goddamn creative title.


Anonymous 01/12/2018 (Fri) 07:32:22 [Preview] No.14533 del
>implying SNK could make a good game if their company depended on it


Anonymous 01/12/2018 (Fri) 19:10:33 [Preview] No.14539 del
King of Waifu Tiers will be uncensored, approachable but utilize the whole controller (retorting the trailer "attack with just one button")


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>>14531
>that's one goddamn creative title.
I've been sitting on getting to call SNK 'sink' for years, and now I get this chance for a triple pun
<1. SNK is like sink
<2. It's full of women, who belong near kitchen sinks
<3. Everything but the kitchen sink is a term for many objects, which is also a mechanic in the game