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Japanese shorthand Anonymous 11/15/2017 (Wed) 00:33:54 [Preview] No. 13776 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
you know that mystery kanji in the 3rd line?
it says 邪魔くさい

You wouod think Japs would use shorthand more often. Writing 魔法使い for sorcerer is a pain in the ass. I never learned this until now because they hardly use shorthand when they type.

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ego so evil haha Anonymous 11/13/2017 (Mon) 08:25:12 [Preview] No. 13770 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
jst gt rlesed from jail fck dat shit!! bck on m shit agn
fuck da opps
so haha im gnna shoot up le mall in montreal
dey dnt tink im gnna do it cuz dey tink smnone els ws impersntin me tbh
bt ya contining da fuckery
fllw me on twit @egomackey
gnna fnsh what i was talm bout

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Anonymous 11/13/2017 (Mon) 08:29:41 [Preview] No. 13772 del
they should lock you up again wtf

Anonymous 11/13/2017 (Mon) 08:50:51 [Preview] No. 13773 del
he just play'n

/b/ Anonymous 11/12/2017 (Sun) 12:18:41 [Preview] No. 13768 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DeF-4wR4PgQ [Embed]

approachable hardware Anonymous 10/25/2017 (Wed) 19:42:24 [Preview] No. 13564 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>"you can now use just a single feature to occupy them all!"
Fuck you Steve Jobs, I'm glad you're dead and too bad it wasn't sooner.
Happy 10th anniversary to iPhone.
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Anonymous 11/11/2017 (Sat) 20:17:13 [Preview] No. 13762 del
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this idea is pretty gay tbh but I always wanted an AR media device that was sort of like a bow and arrow...
you'd have a small smartphone that's easy to control with one hand, but the other unit would be like a VR headset controller that's used to calibrate the whole thing and you could peer through the phone like a viewfinder into an effectively infinite virtual screen. So it's like a VR headset mounted into one of the controllers, except you could use it primarily as a smartphone as well.

Anonymous 11/11/2017 (Sat) 20:45:22 [Preview] No. 13763 del
Monocle Rift

Anonymous 11/11/2017 (Sat) 20:52:33 [Preview] No. 13764 del
>AR media device that was sort of like a bow and arrow...
Or it could be like that thing that painters do when they close one eye and look past the tip of a brush to check they're on scale... I'd post images but I'm compeltely unable to put out a search for that thing.

Anonymous 11/11/2017 (Sat) 21:03:00 [Preview] No. 13765 del
This thing, doing this thing right here. But in the left hand you'd hold like a monocle that sees virtual objects placed near the pen, which would be like an Oculus Rift controller that tells the monocle where the VR objects should be without any additional screening or mapping of the environment draining resources.

Anonymous 11/11/2017 (Sat) 21:18:56 [Preview] No. 13766 del
could be fun

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Anonymous 09/07/2017 (Thu) 06:50:53 [Preview] No. 13149 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just got Tor

Recommend me some onion links pls.
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Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:03:06 [Preview] No. 13660 del
Can anyone think of any myths in the bible that involved physical transformation into animals, or other metamorphosis?. . Japanese folk religion is full of animal transformations, with foxes, tanukis, cranes turning into wives, mermaid/nymphs under the sea, and kiyohime the girl who became a water dragon. Greece was the same with women turning into spiders, men into women, women into trees, etc. Polytheistic religions are much more imaginative.. . So far for the bible all I can think of is Lot's wife turning into salt, angels that disguised themselves as humans, and a bunch of talking animals (you know, 'cas talking animals are for kids and so is the bible). The shapeshifting motif seems to be entirely absent! Christian fetishes are weeeak.

Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:21:38 [Preview] No. 13673 del
helo budys, any movi about criket?

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Anonymous 11/11/2017 (Sat) 16:23:25 [Preview] No. 13760 del
I was going to actually read the damn thing so I'll let you know if there is any fetish bullshit in there. I think you're right though there aren't any fun things that happen in the Bible other than my nigga YHWH owning dudes.

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Is Anonymous Dead? Anonymous 11/10/2017 (Fri) 05:20:08 [Preview] No. 13747 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Anonymous 11/10/2017 (Fri) 06:21:46 [Preview] No. 13748 del
Anonymous was cotdc members that joined the shit stirrers and pranksters on 4chan. This at the time of the highly popular v for vendetta (mask) and dawkins book (memes) suddenly got lots of attention. From that point on it was dead. Suddenly it was about attention seeking libshits wearing the funny mask and ranting about dindus. The real anonymous is /b and /pol, always was.

Anonymous 11/10/2017 (Fri) 13:31:10 [Preview] No. 13749 del
"Anonymous" was never an organized group, and the idiots who try to pretend it is by forming coalitions and frequenting already existing groups are not part of the real "anonymous".

Anonymous is nothing more than individuals on /b/ and other mainstream shitposting boards who derived humor from fucking shit up and producing conflict.

Anonymous is most certainly not dead, the fact that this medium exists with active users on it is solid proof to support this claim.

Anonymous 11/11/2017 (Sat) 07:52:38 [Preview] No. 13755 del
I wanted to buy one of those masks for Halloween but then I realized if I wore it I might be treated with suspicion as a terrorist. plus I don't agree with attacking some of the targets some groups have done under the symbol.

Anonymous 11/11/2017 (Sat) 16:13:58 [Preview] No. 13759 del
I bought one of those masks and wore it to work while using my PanasonicTM Toughbook.

contemporary epistemology thread Anonymous 11/11/2017 (Sat) 15:33:07 [Preview] No. 13758 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
brother makes a good point

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Louis CKed Anonymous 11/09/2017 (Thu) 23:54:18 [Preview] No. 13741 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
They will never stop. Get REKT breeders.

They are coming after every rich and powerful man that gets in the way. Hide your dicks the feminist reign of power is here.

Every woman you have been the least intimate with is a ticking time bomb to destroy your life.

Anonymous 11/09/2017 (Thu) 23:57:22 [Preview] No. 13743 del
I love that comedian:

Anonymous 11/11/2017 (Sat) 07:42:43 [Preview] No. 13754 del
yeah I don't see the problem, he ibvites them to his hotel, they go.
>a guy invites you to his hotel and you still go
comedian guy asks if he can show them his genitals and then jerks off

>wait 15 years and then say he missed his power and get them to cancel screening his movie

what is wrong with this world? this is why men prefer to fap to animus rather than to risk having their careers destroyed by real women. Men are evolving to be smarter and more independent.