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Anonymous 07/11/2018 (Wed) 05:02:43 [Preview] No. 17494 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
[s4s] says hi

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Anonymous 07/25/2018 (Wed) 05:20:56 [Preview] No.17880 del
Shit 4Chan Says

Anonymous 07/25/2018 (Wed) 05:23:56 [Preview] No.17883 del
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/b/ is for bbc

Anonymous 07/29/2018 (Sun) 15:38:00 [Preview] No.17920 del

History of Burt's Bees Anonymous 07/29/2018 (Sun) 13:11:27 [Preview] No. 17916 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UfRWmR_X9a8 [Embed]

Anonymous 07/29/2018 (Sun) 13:22:09 [Preview] No.17917 del
These videos are great. Planet Fitness should be called "safe space" gym.

Anonymous 07/29/2018 (Sun) 13:57:24 [Preview] No.17918 del
I never use anything like chapstick or lip balm, to me its in the line of lipstick products and are meant for girls to keep up pretty appearances. Men should not have to worry about having dry rugged lips. My lips sure are tough but it won't keep me from kissing a pretty woman.

Anonymous 07/29/2018 (Sun) 14:24:36 [Preview] No.17919 del
I watched a hour plus long documentary about this guy once, guy lived a pretty cool life I must say. Ended up getting cucked out of his company though. Well, cucking his common law wife or whatever and she took him to the cleaners somehow.

I've had the same stick of chapstick for years on my desk, sometimes when your shit gets chapped you gotta put something on em. Honestly could just use neosporin though it just would taste bad if it got in your mouth.

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Anonymous 07/28/2018 (Sat) 15:57:06 [Preview] No. 17913 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey nofapper!!! Hows your nofap??

Anonymous 07/29/2018 (Sun) 01:17:26 [Preview] No.17914 del
oh man I can be like Daniel Craig? I think I finally have the motivation to nofap.

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/v/ general Anonymous 05/25/2018 (Fri) 07:04:08 [Preview] No. 16604 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
computer and video games general

I propose talking about video games here until /v/ gains traffic.
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Anonymous 05/31/2018 (Thu) 20:10:42 [Preview] No.16681 del
What VPN's do you recommend for torrenting? Preferably free but I'm not opposed to payed.

Anonymous 06/01/2018 (Fri) 05:33:11 [Preview] No.16693 del
I remember thinking around when Avatar came out if they made a Mario movie with similar CGI with almost dialogue that focused mainly just on Mario traversing odd environments and physical comedy they could make a truly great movie.
Sonic, not quite sure how that will work but I doubt Hollywood is going magically conform to my silent desires.

Anonymous 07/27/2018 (Fri) 07:18:50 [Preview] No.17903 del
I found this game my friend told me about a few years back. Basically it's a zelda clone rogue lite called delver's drop with an on-going kickstarter. sounded like a cool idea but by 2012/2013 obviously there was a high amount of skepticism around kickstater.

well it popped into my head a while back and found some info on it, their kickstarter got funded early march of 2013 with an estimated release of FALL 2013. That's naively fucking soon but whatever. Anyway, almost all of their outlets, twitter, reddit, kickstarter, steam greenlight, all these cancer faucets they have been absolutely silent on for two years now. They've released one beta. Obviously this isn't Star Citizen levels of scamming but I think the issue here is this wasn't an overly ambitious game whatsoever. Like, LttP with some randomization, different classes etc. And 150k to do it.

One of the additional things that made this more laughable was some comment on steam in the pictures there. They started working on this thing ~2009/2010. I also looked into this and they were working on a similar game called Delver's Mark it sounds a bit different but it was for iOS I guess.


Anyway other than this whole pipedream of a game that never game out they have actually shipped two DS games called in the moshimonsters franchise which I guess is some fucking flash game for da kids. Other than that yeah just complete and utter silence on their end, a few people on reddit making topics if the game is dead, one person saying he knows the devs and they're re-committed to being more active getting in touch with people etc.

I don't know just how many kickstarters have gone awry at this point but if mighty no. 9 is any indicator then just about anybody should at least be able to slap something together. I'm just confused I thought there was legal recourse with kickstarter if some body doesn't actually ship anything at any point it's been 5 years since they've funded their shit lol.

Anonymous 07/27/2018 (Fri) 16:50:54 [Preview] No.17905 del
Here is a great breakdown and list of VPN providers from Torrent Freak:


Some other OPSEC tips you may want to consider too: https://archive.fo/ixEKz

Anonymous 07/25/2018 (Wed) 14:55:08 [Preview] No. 17888 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is not shitpost!

Anonymous 07/25/2018 (Wed) 15:16:57 [Preview] No.17889 del
Thats the very problem: doing nothing. Your supposed to do nothing after you retire, not when your young and still able to work. My recommendation is to go to a cheap trade school, learn a skill, get to know some people there that will help you find a career so you can start making some kind of income.

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Anonymous 07/24/2018 (Tue) 00:11:36 [Preview] No. 17832 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Need other active boards NOW!!!!
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Anonymous 07/25/2018 (Wed) 05:23:17 [Preview] No.17882 del
Do I live in an apartment, a trailer, a condo or a home, and which state? Can you mention anything or am I calling your bluff?

Anonymous 07/25/2018 (Wed) 05:25:59 [Preview] No.17884 del
That would have to be very difficult because I routinely change my VPN IP ranges and bleach my web history routinely. Not to mention I'm not connected online all the time. The connection is often intermittent (sometimes on / sometimes off).

If your for real, which I doubt, what a boring fucking job then. Good luck finding anything (you won't).

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only allowed to notify you that were watching anything else would be an information leak and could cost me this contract.

youd be suprised the end goals not really always an arrest. things are more abstract, its about establishing profiles, gathering data on your type. its neat stuff, but its not that intresting to you, thats okay.

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i'm getting paid to hang out here and post your not getting paid

my jobs easy and can even be fun

Anonymous 07/25/2018 (Wed) 12:16:06 [Preview] No.17887 del
I see you are now spamming /AM/ now too? Whats with that?

IF you are actually telling the truth about your job, this is a total waste of taxpayer money and you people are what is terribly wrong with our society and I just hope people like you know that. As for "profiling me", good luck! You should have noticed I have NO social media accounts, don't use an email account (at least not on this computer), I use VPNs, spoof my browser metadata, routinely bleach my cookies/web history, this is pretty much my stealth computer with no personal info so I don't see you building much of a "profile" on me even if you needed to.

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Anonymous 07/24/2018 (Tue) 16:36:27 [Preview] No. 17866 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

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Anonymous 07/14/2018 (Sat) 16:22:59 [Preview] No. 17632 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Survival of the richest: The wealthy are plotting to leave us behind


My thought is this: GOOD RIDDANCE! Go infect another floating rock in space you entitled, subsidized pieces of shit. I hope their rockets run out of fuel before they can get back to Earth as they drift helplessly into space and fucking die!

Anyone feel the same way?
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Anonymous 07/24/2018 (Tue) 05:22:36 [Preview] No.17837 del
>the world ending
no the future is gonna keep getting better look at th3 futur3 its be3utiful3

Anonymous 07/24/2018 (Tue) 05:30:36 [Preview] No.17840 del
oh boo hoo, cry me a river

you are what the common folks call a "flaming faggot"

Anonymous 07/24/2018 (Tue) 05:36:10 [Preview] No.17841 del
I'm embracing the future. Look how happy they are next to each other. I want that kind of happiness for everyone. Black cocks matter white boi.

Anonymous 07/24/2018 (Tue) 05:42:13 [Preview] No.17843 del
Wrong. You shit up boards posting pictures of dicks because you are a pissy little faggot who likes dick. You can try to deny it all you want. Everyone with an IQ over 80 knows this by now.

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you dont know who i am bebe but im a way scarier boogeyman than the one your thinking is the funny thing.I'll tell you the truth, I'm working for an intel agency. Contractor you'll never prove who I am. Your just a test subject....for now......

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Anonymous 07/24/2018 (Tue) 05:46:46 [Preview] No. 17845 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
cyberpunk is the future and its coming soon. shit its hapeening around you right now. pic unrelated.

Anonymous 07/24/2018 (Tue) 05:40:37 [Preview] No. 17842 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>tfw no gf
it hurts man