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Anonymous 08/10/2018 (Fri) 06:38:34 [Preview] No. 18108 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ever take an unbias online political test to see the results?

Now you can: https://www.politiscales.net/

I got the "based Putin" score of "Fatherland" lol.

If you take the test, make sure to save the picture of the canvas.png and post.
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Anonymous 08/10/2018 (Fri) 13:05:41 [Preview] No.18110 del
Looks like it. I don't understand how the tally got you to be more nationalist and supporting capitalism while at the same time being a revolutionary progressive, lol. But thats what makes this fun, it tallies your perspectives and graphs the way you think regarding all kinds of issues. The gray area likely means we could shift one way or another depending on the issues at hand which clarifies the amount of leeway we have.

Anonymous 08/10/2018 (Fri) 13:27:04 [Preview] No.18111 del
I think part of the issue is some of the questions like, is revolution always bad? or something like that. Obviously no, it's kind of hard to think that as an American at least. Some of the questions to I wasn't sure if they were asking from the perspective of the country I was in or from an absolute standpoint. I always took the neutral route on more than a few of the questions.

Anonymous 08/10/2018 (Fri) 13:33:11 [Preview] No.18112 del
True. I am more neutral on those kinds of questions because revolutions can have both good and bad outcomes. You could have a constitutional pro-freedom revolution (and thats good). You could have a communist revolution and thats a very bad thing. You could have an industrial revolution (great for prosperity and the national economy). You could have an anarchist revolution which destabilizes society and subverts common law. So it all varies what kinds of revolutions they speak of.

Anonymous 08/10/2018 (Fri) 23:33:54 [Preview] No.18120 del
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I think my goddamed mouse double clicked through a question or two in the first third of the test. Be that as it may:


As per the link, attached pic does not record this additional tag: "Pragmatism: politics objectively boil down to looking at where the problems are and trying to solve them according to the means available."

First impression: this appears well in the ballpark of my own belief system. I'd have to take the test a few more times, spaced over about a month for comparison to say for sure.

That final added tag is a fair cop, yes. Totally.

Anonymous 08/08/2018 (Wed) 00:15:41 [Preview] No. 18045 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I just made ecco a glob vol and in charge of end/b. End/B will still be a global board but he's now in charge. He's been a mod for end/b for probably over a year now.
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Anonymous 08/09/2018 (Thu) 08:13:59 [Preview] No.18073 del
You get a puppy, if you want one.
Nothing really to be honest. I'm just bo and a global vol now instead of just a vol for /b/

Anonymous 08/10/2018 (Fri) 03:27:42 [Preview] No.18097 del
lolo a fag

Anonymous 08/10/2018 (Fri) 03:28:03 [Preview] No.18098 del
this is a test. this is a test.

Anonymous 08/10/2018 (Fri) 03:28:24 [Preview] No.18099 del
what purpose does the "password" serve?

Anonymous 08/10/2018 (Fri) 03:33:05 [Preview] No.18102 del
enter one in before you post and you can delete your own post later

cum Anonymous 08/09/2018 (Thu) 06:22:56 [Preview] No. 18067 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
make me fucking cum
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Anonymous 08/09/2018 (Thu) 11:57:43 [Preview] No.18080 del
Why don't you get fucked.

Anonymous 08/09/2018 (Thu) 12:10:16 [Preview] No.18081 del
I see this conversation is really going somewhere, huh?

Anonymous 08/09/2018 (Thu) 12:36:48 [Preview] No.18082 del
Probably not. Pretty much any conversation or thread on /b/ goes no where. That's part of the fun. It's called random cause we're supposed to have wacky FUN!
You can take it seriously if you want but it's doubtful anyone is going to reply in kind.

Anonymous 08/09/2018 (Thu) 23:38:43 [Preview] No.18086 del

provide more info. what are your fetishes? what do you visualize when you slather shampoo over your hand and start jacking off in the shower? what is your penis sliding into?

is it being squeezed between your mother's feet? is it being jerked off by your middle school wrestling coach in the showers while his pelvis slaps against your ass cheeks? is it pounding jeff session's pasty white face? are you glancing back and forth up and down the aisle of a busy grocery store as you poke it through the plastic wrappers of loaf after loaf of wonderbread? are you gingerly pressing the tip against a 2-HP 1200-grit belt sander running at full speed? are you at a horse farm? are you sliding it into the glistening mound of a cartoon girl with eyes bigger than her face and a question mark floating over her head? c'mon man, give us something to work with.

Anonymous 08/10/2018 (Fri) 02:24:26 [Preview] No.18096 del
>people masturbate with shampoo even though it's designed only for your hair

That's the first I've heard of that. I always used lotion, body wash or soap. Next you'll tell me you masturbate with conditioner too.

Haters Gonna Hate But Ya Can't Stop It, No Ya Can't Stop It Anonymous 08/02/2018 (Thu) 09:54:09 [Preview] No. 17972 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just recently a judge has ordered the shut down of the defcad site by Defense Distributed:


The good news is this did not stop the release of all those files, which are mirrored here:



Note these files are useless without the right equipment, you still need a 3D printer and the right kind of materials to create these. These files are only approved designs that can be loaded up to print various parts such as the lower receiver.
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Anonymous 08/06/2018 (Mon) 17:10:44 [Preview] No.18023 del
yea was just making fun of the news networks, local ones particularly

Anonymous 08/06/2018 (Mon) 19:37:02 [Preview] No.18026 del
except for bullets... you fucking retards.

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Anonymous 08/06/2018 (Mon) 20:34:33 [Preview] No.18027 del
Ever hear of bullet casting? People can easily make their ammo with "smokeless powder" (aka a nice name for gun powder grain) and a single press kit. Go to any gun store, or go to any chain like Bass Pro or Cabellas and you can buy yourself cheap bulk empty cartages, primers, smokeless gun powder and a press kit.

Recommended if you really fear SHTF (unless you have 10,000s bullets already stocked up like some preppers do).

Anonymous 08/06/2018 (Mon) 20:44:29 [Preview] No.18028 del
Any gun owner who hasn't stocked up on some ammo at this point must be a complete incompetent idiot. The only thing that sold faster than guns during Obama's two terms was ammunition.

Anonymous 08/08/2018 (Wed) 14:55:10 [Preview] No.18055 del
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Thinking about getting myself one of those CNC mills in the near future as I rather work with metal than plastic when it comes to crafting firearm parts. Thing is good quality CNC mills are damn expensive, I can afford one but it drains some of the savings I have (which I use to keep paying my bills).

If I got one, I'd like a decent quality machine like this here: https://cncmachines.net/2542/shopbot-buddy-bt48/

Is endchan up for it? Anonymous 07/11/2018 (Wed) 19:26:32 [Preview] No. 17516 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
the winner takes all

is the thrill of one more kill

the last one to fall

will never sacrifice their will
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Anonymous 07/12/2018 (Thu) 19:01:39 [Preview] No.17550 del
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wat gaem

Anonymous 08/08/2018 (Wed) 06:16:46 [Preview] No.18047 del
anyone here?

Anonymous 08/08/2018 (Wed) 07:15:05 [Preview] No.18048 del
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[muffled undead noises in the distance]

Anonymous 08/08/2018 (Wed) 07:54:24 [Preview] No.18049 del
double u

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Anonymous 08/07/2018 (Tue) 05:48:50 [Preview] No. 18035 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
upload this file
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Anonymous 08/07/2018 (Tue) 06:25:19 [Preview] No.18037 del
mmmm files

Anonymous 08/07/2018 (Tue) 13:34:01 [Preview] No.18039 del
Another pointless thread. If you have a problem using the site, go to >>>/operate/ and complain about it over there. Someone will likely try to find out the problem.

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Anonymous 08/07/2018 (Tue) 23:19:24 [Preview] No.18044 del
damn this is good

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Ultra-liberal Ninth Circuit Court Rules Open-Carrying Firearms Constitutional Anonymous 07/25/2018 (Wed) 01:00:12 [Preview] No. 17870 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

The ultra-liberal and frequently overturned U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit just ruled that the Second Amendment protects one’s right to carry a gun openly outside of the home.

For better or for worse, the Second Amendment does protect a right to carry a firearm in public for self-defense. We would thus flout the Constitution if we were to hold that, ‘in regulating the manner of bearing arms, the authority of [the State] has no other limit than its own discretion.’ Reid, 1 Ala. at 616. While many respectable scholars and activists might find virtue in a firearms-carry regime that restricts the right to a privileged few, ‘the enshrinement of constitutional rights necessarily takes certain policy choices off the table.’

Unless the panel’s decision is reversed en banc, the two decisions will have to be reconciled. When that happens, it seems most likely either that (a) the court will strike down the open carry bans in Hawaii and California, or (b) the court will adopt the argument, presented by the plaintiffs in Peruta, that a state can choose to ban either open or concealed carry, but could not prohibit both. Watch this space.

The fact that an ultra-liberal court affirmed Americans’ right to openly carry a handgun is a huge win for all Americans, even if the court is dropping breadcrumbs they hope the U.S. Supreme Court picks up to ultimately restrict gun rights nationwide.


The National Rifle Association Institute for Legislative Action applauded (NRA-ILA) a ruling by a three-judge panel of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals on Tuesday that confirmed the Second Amendment protects the right to carry a firearm outside the home for self-defense.

“This is a critical issue for law-abiding gun owners who want to exercise their right to self-defense outside the home,” said Chris W. Cox, executive director, NRA-ILA. “The Second Amendment clearly protects the right to bear arms in public.”

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Anonymous 07/25/2018 (Wed) 15:44:06 [Preview] No.17891 del
you shouldn't use this particular picture I think because the white man here is the power bottom and it makes him look like he's the big guy in charge for you

Anonymous 07/26/2018 (Thu) 15:08:04 [Preview] No.17901 del
He should not be spamming this at all, and neither should the BO ever allow it. I'll be honest, at this point I'd be glad if AdolfHitler takes over this board at some point. Those degenerate pics would be GONE fast and rightfully so. Its spam, and I don't care who claims otherwise.

Anonymous 07/27/2018 (Fri) 01:22:09 [Preview] No.17902 del
pretty sure the BO is dilly or balrog tbqh

Anonymous 07/27/2018 (Fri) 16:43:23 [Preview] No.17904 del
I just think its rude to allow such crude pornographic spam to be blatantly posted knowing it pisses off other anons, knowing it is a deliberate attempt to sabotage real debate. I don't care if users disagree with me, they have every right to express their own opinions. HOWEVER, they should not have the right to deliberately spam threads they don't like. I wish the BO would re-consider that and at least just block the nasty pictures from being posted.

Anonymous 08/06/2018 (Mon) 23:47:08 [Preview] No.18031 del
AdolphHitler is a one-track retard. /b/ is way above his competency.

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Anonymous 08/02/2018 (Thu) 22:13:39 [Preview] No. 17988 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
There’s been a lot of debate about what the confederate flag means. The answer’s simple. It means “I didn’t go to college.

Anonymous 08/02/2018 (Thu) 22:23:53 [Preview] No.17990 del
stars and bars are pretty cool tbh
its just a unifying symbol that was common to all the Confederate states in the war of northern aggression, and subsequent hardship. misery loves company, and the south was a miserable place after the northern rape. its a common symbol for southern states to bond over

Anonymous 08/02/2018 (Thu) 22:35:30 [Preview] No.17991 del
Wrong. It simply was the "rebel flag" during the time of the civil war, which had nothing to do politics and everything to do with economic upheaval and different opinions about fiscal solutions during those times. One side wanted slavery because of super cheap labor costs. Another side wanted to free the slaves and allow them to become consumers and land owners in society, to integrate with the white citizenry. The latter side won.

If you don't even know this by now and you went to college to buy yourself a degree you wasted money because the history is widely available to publicly research.

Anonymous 08/02/2018 (Thu) 22:43:28 [Preview] No.17993 del
On issue of college - which is completely separate from the history of the civil war - I still recommend trade school for *most the population. If you actually want to become an architect, astronaut, doctor, lawyer, archaeologist, an engineer or tech expert then college is the way to go since you need their advanced studies for those kinds of professional careers. However most people don't have or need these kinds of jobs so for the majority trade schools are a much cheaper and more convenient solution.

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Christianity pushed back the future Anonymous 06/23/2018 (Sat) 23:35:28 [Preview] No. 17268 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Greeks/Romans believed we were made of atoms and tended to think all forms of creationism were ridiculous.
Lucretius believed in a kind of proto-darwinian natural selection around 100 BC. The pagans were relatively advanced empiricists. After that the Christian virus was worse than the black death since it triggered the Dark Ages. You don't get to hear much about it because the church propaganda has been so strong. Edward Gibson's book the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire is a classic and it ctiticized Christianity for turning the people away from Earthly affairs after Emperor Augustine, even as the barbarians were at the gate. Christianity fermented violence and strife from intolerance towards the rich and educated pagans and all literary work by pagans, plunging people into dogma and ignorance, and hastening the destruction of the Roman empire. Edward's defining book was censored when the Catholic church added it to the Index Librorum Prohibitorum.

If there had been no Christianity/monotheism by now we would have cures for cancer, genetically engineered cat girls, massive VR video games with centuries of programming, huge automated factories on the moon, other colonys throughout the solar system and sent a generational mother ship would be half way to Alpha Centauri. I'll never forgive Christianity for depriving me of Alfheim Online and Chobits in my bedroom.
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Anonymous 08/02/2018 (Thu) 08:41:34 [Preview] No.17968 del
Is that English? I have no clue what you just said.

Anonymous 08/02/2018 (Thu) 08:43:10 [Preview] No.17969 del
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damn a nigga jus tryna politic fuk up outta hyea playboy

Anonymous 08/02/2018 (Thu) 09:03:45 [Preview] No.17971 del
(We are still waiting for a Christian to say something intelligent.)

Anonymous 08/02/2018 (Thu) 10:49:36 [Preview] No.17977 del
Its only "intelligent" to you if you agree with it. So keep on waiting.

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dee hos flyr den a mofucka

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Anonymous 08/02/2018 (Thu) 12:36:44 [Preview] No. 17979 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
/b/ is gay !!!

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