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Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 10:06:29 [Preview] No. 14555 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why did my ex choose another girl over me?

At first my ex boyfriend's roommate/friend was alright then it seemed like when my ex and I argued, he would get in the middle of it. One night the roommate was very drunk with his friend and I was upset cause the friend was hitting on me and kissed me on my head. My ex boyfriend's roommate told him his friend never did that and that he didn't see it. The other guy said it didn't happen either when it did. I felt completely ganged up on and hurt that I was being made to look like a liar. Plus the first time the guy hit on me, my ex wasn't even mad and said I should take it "as a compliment", he didn't do anything about it. My ex didn't even stick up for me and said he doesn't take sides, even though it was clear that he did. I felt like the roommate had this sense of control over him and was trying to make him be who he wanted him to be. He was always trying to invite him to random parties or clubs even though my ex said no several times. I think he wanted my ex to get away from me. Apparently he didn't like my ex's previous two gfs either and he thought I was a drama queen. Not saying I'm perfect, but maybe you should stay out of it?

He was always trying to make me look bad. They almost went at it that same night he was really drunk and once my ex walked away so we could talk, he's trying to pull him back in with supposed text messages that said I was checking him out when my ex would be working, which wasn't true. Why did he have a toxic friend like this?

Fappening 2017 Anonymous 11/21/2017 (Tue) 12:34:24 [Preview] No. 13820 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
There are new leaks

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Anonymous 11/22/2017 (Wed) 08:33:06 [Preview] No.13831 del

fappening: when cancerous E! entertainment celebrity worship spreads even to shit-tier stolen amateur porn

Anonymous 11/22/2017 (Wed) 08:50:58 [Preview] No.13832 del
>child porn laws get all tangled up in that mess
And people though it was a positively wonderful idea to legislate against abuse of children on account of them being children, just in case the only evidence of crime we can find is that they were indeed children and none on them suffering any actual abuse. Anybody with a half a brain would have figured it's a time bomb, but I guess we must make sure that some NAMBLA pervert doesn't juuust manage to run a successful reformative campaign and start running his own legal pedophile ring on a loophole in four years, and the only way to be sure is to have strict, tangly zero-tolerance policy that puts children in the sex offender registry for sending their own nudes to fucking Google.

And then we get smartasses crying foul the minute shit goes wrong and say that "well, in this case, law should just be ignored (so we can keep making shit laws without learning anything)"

Anonymous 11/22/2017 (Wed) 17:31:35 [Preview] No.13840 del
ugh, that alex jones

Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 09:59:40 [Preview] No.14553 del
leaked pictures of moot' s ugly bod when?

What do? Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 06:36:55 [Preview] No. 12875 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey /b/.

If you suddenly grew huge breasts (details such as lactation, size and stuff like this is up to you), what would you do?
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Anonymous 12/09/2017 (Sat) 02:11:35 [Preview] No.14187 del
become a tranny bottom

Anonymous 12/21/2017 (Thu) 05:33:54 [Preview] No.14335 del
Use them to get free stuff, and probably steal things and hide them in my bra/cleavage.

Anonymous 01/05/2018 (Fri) 09:20:23 [Preview] No.14449 del
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I'd freak out at first, then probably hide myself (if I'm the only one like that), then masturbate furiously.

And then I'd have fun bursting my old clothes by putting them on and puffing out my chest, and also resting my tatas on desks, tables...

And y'know what, using them as pillow.

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Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 09:55:40 [Preview] No.14552 del
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If I get boobs I would want bigger ones than that, ones you could hold and show off.

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Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 09:53:45 [Preview] No. 14551 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Anime defense

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#justboythings Anonymous 12/06/2017 (Wed) 00:31:18 [Preview] No. 14131 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I hate when this happens. I swear, raping people unless they're already ugly to begin with should be made illegal.

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Anonymous 12/06/2017 (Wed) 00:47:18 [Preview] No.14134 del
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder anon.

You'd be very surprised who some people find 'attractive'

I have a friend who liked dating really fat ugly chicks when he was in high school, all of them nasty looking, but he found them cute and fuckable.

Anonymous 12/06/2017 (Wed) 02:43:37 [Preview] No.14141 del
I used to like demure looking butter faces and disliked sharp noses or facial features. I think Americans are starting to get over the anorexia fad of the mid 00s and like models who have slightly more fat.

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Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 09:39:19 [Preview] No. 14548 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you play Osu?

Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 09:37:49 [Preview] No. 14547 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
That's right, Ima say it, someone's gotta say it. It's BULLSHIT most if not all of the time, and I'm pretty certain it's a modern day scam that specifically targets concerned parents' of youth who often classify as the 'unpopular kids.' It became concerning to me (honestly) ever since I had to complete an essay on the condition(s) <[just out of curiosity] for a psychology course last semester, there is NO WAY IN HELL so many people should be diagnosed with aspergers/autism when in fact they're literally just either;

(a) Independent thinkers
(b) escapists
(c) introverts
- or [the most common]-
(d) flat out going through the fucking motions of growing up.

^That's what these 'diagnosis' mainly target and then next thing you know the kids/teens in question are prescribed a bunch of mind-altering prescription drugs that could potentially create a mental issue they wouldn't have otherwise acquired. The reason I say it's 95% and not full on 100% BS is because a small fraction of people do legitimately have this 'condition' (these are often the cases classified as low functioners' - whereas 'high functioners' are essentially normal fucking people) that causes them to have really poor speech patterns, no grip on reality, banging their heads against walls and shit, etc. But for the majority of cases these are normal people who've been tricked into believing they're what is known as a 'high functioning' autistic/aspergers.

You can look at the symptoms and tell that it's BS:

1) A failure to act properly for social norms ie; displaying selective mutism, speaking not at all to most people and excessively to specific people. Some may choose only to talk to people they like.

^ THIS IS LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING PERSON ON THE PLANET. People as a species are naturally programmed to be this way, dealing with friends, family, co-workers (people whom we've developed a relationship with) 99% of the time are the MAIN people we talk to and socialize with. We are pack animals in a way. As a social standard we acknowledge strangers with a 'hi' or 'hello' out of courtesy but it is NOT unusual for strangers to go 'mute' around people they don't know and/or have zero interest in. Especially those who have a low class v.s. high class mentality (ex; the rich girl at Starbucks who deliberately ignores everyone unless necessary because 'they're not on her level')

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Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 09:34:33 [Preview] No. 14546 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Anonymous 12/16/2017 (Sat) 18:13:20 [Preview] No. 14285 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 12/17/2017 (Sun) 07:22:29 [Preview] No.14296 del
Who is the model? I don't normally find myself tempted....but would you post more? With clothes on is fine! I want to see her other side too.

Anonymous 12/17/2017 (Sun) 20:02:10 [Preview] No.14303 del
Nobody knows. I reverse image searched through Tor and Google shit itself a few times. Every result appears to have grabbed it from somewhere else. Or someone could come here and call me a faggot, then say "her name is _"

Anonymous 12/18/2017 (Mon) 16:21:56 [Preview] No.14311 del
Golly, gee-wilickers, Taskforce Agent! I really wish I could help; while I'm at it, would you just like me to give you my home address? I hear triangulating those IPs are a bit of work, huh!

Fuck yeah, stretching is the shit.

Anonymous 01/13/2018 (Sat) 09:09:55 [Preview] No.14544 del
Photoshop pro. You can't trick me, I know the model and he's a man.

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Anonymous 12/08/2017 (Fri) 00:58:04 [Preview] No. 14162 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hold up
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Anonymous 12/08/2017 (Fri) 01:15:19 [Preview] No.14166 del
after pierce morgan of course
that is no man

Anonymous 12/08/2017 (Fri) 01:31:31 [Preview] No.14167 del
"To me, female sexuality and sexiness, no matter how conditioned it may be by a patriarchal ideal, can be incredibly empowering for a woman if she feels it is empowering to her.

being sexy is fun and I should never have to apologize for it."

Is what Emily said before Piers being the British prune of a social liberal, attacked her for not being like the other sexless feminists. Fuck him, I never liked him. Glad CNN fired him for falling ratings after a year.

Anonymous 12/08/2017 (Fri) 01:39:50 [Preview] No.14169 del
he's the sexiest man in politics?

Anonymous 01/12/2018 (Fri) 10:55:15 [Preview] No.14535 del
this is gold