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Anonymous 02/27/2018 (Tue) 09:58:16 [Preview] No. 15676 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Well, now I want a door frame that goes nowhere so I can hang a mural behind it and light it up like it's some kind of portal.


Anonymous 02/28/2018 (Wed) 14:22:00 [Preview] No.15685 del
>>15676
You should do it.


Anonymous 02/28/2018 (Wed) 19:46:12 [Preview] No.15689 del
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Post pictures.



Anonymous 02/27/2018 (Tue) 10:00:40 [Preview] No. 15677 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm sold on the decals too.


Anonymous 02/27/2018 (Tue) 10:01:48 [Preview] No.15678 del
But who puts paint in their bathroom? That's a recipe for for mold, I thought everyone put tiles.


Anonymous 02/27/2018 (Tue) 14:51:12 [Preview] No.15680 del
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Samurai liked flowers.
Ergo the Samurai were gay.



Anonymous 02/25/2018 (Sun) 12:04:08 [Preview] No. 15668 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The alt right has gotten so out of touch with reality. Nasa shouldn't have to issue a statement that it doesn't run a child labor camp on Mars.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars


Anonymous 02/25/2018 (Sun) 14:06:10 [Preview] No.15669 del
I wonder why that is.



I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend? Anonymous 02/22/2018 (Thu) 16:11:39 [Preview] No. 15609 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?

How to get girlfriend I don't have one.

I am male.

How to get woman as a friend? I am 18 yrs old don't have any friends

I am stalking woman on FB. I don't have any friends.

I love to stalk every woman from 18-26 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secertly

It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents because if they find out they won't be happy :)

I stalked woman on FB from 18-26 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.

I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.

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Anonymous 02/23/2018 (Fri) 03:11:03 [Preview] No.15619 del
>>15610
Oh.
I need to find a fucking gf in alternative way.
I love to stalk woman


Anonymous 02/23/2018 (Fri) 17:46:24 [Preview] No.15639 del
>>15619
If you are a delinquent (which I assume) simply go to a local rave club and buy some drinks for a girl. Ask her to hang around and "party" with you. Yes, get her drunk (but don't overdue it, you don't want her too sauced or she'll spoil your plans). Get her very tipsy and joke with her a lot and glare into her eyes. This makes drunk woman horny for some reason, yes it actually works, but remember to smile and giggle. If they giggle and laugh, you know your charm is working. Then when you think they trust you, just ask them if they are horny, and tell them you think they are sexy and beautiful. Is should work fine.

Now, if that doesn't work for one girl, do not fret. Try it on another one and just keep trying it more and more. 1 out of 10 will end up fucking you. 1 out of 10 tries will do it, you may even get lucky and be able to hook a few that way per month.

It sounds greasy and shady, but it just works. Rave clubs are well know pickup joints of today, modern "girls just wanna have fun" joints.


Anonymous 02/24/2018 (Sat) 03:41:13 [Preview] No.15645 del
>>15639
It is impossible in Indian society.
I know there are club in india but most girls in here do fraud.
So help me to get an awesome sexy gf in alternative way.


Anonymous 02/25/2018 (Sun) 01:35:25 [Preview] No.15662 del
>>15645
I have no idea about Indian culture, only American. Let me make one more suggestion, it MIGHT work. There are dating and hookup websites, but this of-course will de-anonimize you so you should do it over a separate computer and different internet connection. Find a dating or hookup site and post a picture of yourself with basic info (like I said you won't be anonymous on this separate computer/internet connection). Contact a bunch of girls all at one time and send similar messages, tell them you want to hookup. Then set up random dates with random chicks night after night. Ask them if they want to have a couple drinks, and later as them if they want to fuck, just get to the point and say you like the girl and want her as a partner. The same statistics will likely show up: 1 in 10 will be willing to have sex. If one or two or even three deny, just keep on trying over and over. You are bound to run into someone who will.


Anonymous 02/25/2018 (Sun) 06:00:02 [Preview] No.15666 del
>>15662
I will try.
I need a hot sexy awesome gf.





Anonymous 02/01/2018 (Thu) 10:54:31 [Preview] No.15043 del
True.

Striped pantsu gives a perception of depth to the butt


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Anonymous 02/23/2018 (Fri) 02:27:30 [Preview] No. 15617 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why have we stopped using the word vice versa as much as we did in the 1990s? Now days you hear "the oppose" used more. Is it because it sounds so pretentious? They're both derived from Latin words.

Pic unrelated.


Anonymous 02/23/2018 (Fri) 02:33:44 [Preview] No.15618 del
where's my pic buddy



Anonymous 02/22/2018 (Thu) 11:34:43 [Preview] No. 15566 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I saw it, it was delicious.


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/gon/ Anonymous 02/21/2018 (Wed) 02:26:34 [Preview] No. 15476 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Comfy /gon/dola thread!
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Anonymous 02/22/2018 (Thu) 10:12:24 [Preview] No.15538 del
>>15532
>gondola betrayal.mp4
what a maelström of a hail storm


Anonymous 02/22/2018 (Thu) 10:19:28 [Preview] No.15539 del
>>15538
sometime when I organize shit high and assign things filenames and folders so there are discrepancies