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Anonymous 12/08/2018 (Sat) 09:10:29 [Preview] No. 19285 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
new meme

Anonymous 12/08/2018 (Sat) 13:43:35 [Preview] No.19286 del

Anonymous 12/16/2018 (Sun) 11:04:03 [Preview] No.19315 del

Anonymous 12/16/2018 (Sun) 11:29:50 [Preview] No.19319 del
Well it was, but you fucked it up now huh.

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Anonymous 11/23/2018 (Fri) 13:18:16 [Preview] No. 19246 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If God had long hair, and a goatee. And if his eyes were pretty glazed. If he looked spaced out. Would you buy his story? Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked. Yeah, yeah, God smells good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah What if God smoked cannabis? Hit the bong like some of us? Drove a tye-dyed micro-bus? And he subscribes to Rolling Stone?

When God made this place, in the beginning. Did he plant any seeds? Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve, So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering?

And yeah, yeah, God rolls great. Yeah, yeah, God smells good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What if God smoked cannabis Do you 'spose He had a buzz, When He made the platypus When He created Earth our homes Does He like Pearl Jam or The Stones? And do you think He rolls His own? Up there in heaven on the throne And when the saints go marching home, Maybe He sits and smokes a bone...

Anonymous 11/23/2018 (Fri) 14:09:35 [Preview] No.19247 del
Is God going to jail for life?

Anonymous 12/16/2018 (Sun) 11:22:26 [Preview] No.19318 del

Is endchan up for it? Anonymous 07/11/2018 (Wed) 19:26:32 [Preview] No. 17516 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
the winner takes all

is the thrill of one more kill

the last one to fall

will never sacrifice their will
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Anonymous 08/08/2018 (Wed) 07:54:24 [Preview] No.18049 del
double u

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Anonymous 11/24/2018 (Sat) 17:19:54 [Preview] No.19251 del
bumping for december

Anonymous 11/24/2018 (Sat) 17:29:21 [Preview] No.19252 del
MP4 should work then

Anonymous 12/16/2018 (Sun) 11:20:06 [Preview] No.19317 del
im out of the loop.
what is this?

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Anonymous 11/22/2018 (Thu) 02:34:41 [Preview] No. 19239 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Fake news conspiracy cucks.
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Anonymous 11/29/2018 (Thu) 15:24:24 [Preview] No.19265 del
/pol/ could, I've seen pictures they post where the top CEOs and managers of many corporate news networks actually happen to be Jewish. They do have massive influence on our foreign policy too, the wars in the Middle East are all about an agenda set back in the 1980s called "The Greater Israel" which is the reason for so many regime changes instigated by the CIA and Mossad. Also why they are funding and arming so-called "rebel" groups in attempt to overthrow Assad in Syria (Assad refused to hand over Syrian land to Israel for this agenda, that's why they hate him).

Anonymous 11/29/2018 (Thu) 15:28:08 [Preview] No.19266 del
What confuses me - and if /pol/ were here maybe they'd explain this to me - is that Putin (who is a Zionist) sides with Assad on this issue (and Assad is against Zionism)... so this is the big question I'm still to this day trying to wrap my brain around.

Anonymous 11/29/2018 (Thu) 16:13:40 [Preview] No.19268 del
Putin is subject to jewish influence but it gets tricky because he wants to thwart american influence in his region whenever and wherever possible so they don't get any ideas.
So in this case massive western propaganda campaign against Assad with an Israeli expansion in influence, if not territory as well means he's going to take Syria's side just to thwart that and gain an ally.

throwing stars of david over a bunch of literal who's is a whole mess of proof man.

Anonymous 11/29/2018 (Thu) 22:50:18 [Preview] No.19269 del
Just did.

Anonymous 12/16/2018 (Sun) 11:08:33 [Preview] No.19316 del
c'mon guys, this isnt /pol/ keep the shitty politics off of /b/

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Anonymous 12/09/2018 (Sun) 11:59:38 [Preview] No. 19291 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What if it snowed sugar every time it snowed?

Anonymous 12/09/2018 (Sun) 21:09:42 [Preview] No.19293 del

Anonymous 12/10/2018 (Mon) 03:19:26 [Preview] No.19295 del
how can it snow sugar if sugar isn't realz?

Anonymous 12/13/2018 (Thu) 09:16:01 [Preview] No.19299 del
How did I do your mom if she isn't real?

Anonymous 12/13/2018 (Thu) 11:22:24 [Preview] No.19300 del
I'm sorry but, you have to accept and abide by my delusions.

Anonymous 12/16/2018 (Sun) 11:02:31 [Preview] No.19314 del
how can snow be real if our eyes arent real?

Anonymous 12/15/2018 (Sat) 02:56:36 [Preview] No. 19303 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is this a real chan or is it just another daycare for people too autistic for 4chan?

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Anonymous 12/15/2018 (Sat) 07:47:06 [Preview] No.19306 del
There's no such thing as "too autistic"

Anonymous 12/16/2018 (Sun) 04:59:17 [Preview] No.19308 del
Thr perfect material girl.

Anonymous 12/16/2018 (Sun) 11:00:19 [Preview] No.19313 del
better than 4chan because there isnt a bunch of autists from reddit running around.

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P sy op? Anonymous 12/16/2018 (Sun) 00:36:02 [Preview] No. 19307 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So what's up with these bush festivals?

How can these degenerates roll around in mud all day while cooked off their heads?
I'm 22 so I should be into them I just find the whole doof scene really "evil" and I know that seems vague, I just can't put my finger on it.......... Especially with all these new "synthetic" trips and what's being pumped out of these chinese mega-labs, who knows how it's going to effect these people years down the track.

There's more to this Anon's I just know it.

Anonymous 12/16/2018 (Sun) 08:45:56 [Preview] No.19311 del
Don't let them dumb you down. After having all this "fun" you will only be left filled with regrets.

Lift weights, read books and make babies. Getting work is tough but that's also important but not as important as the first three.

Anonymous 12/16/2018 (Sun) 09:37:56 [Preview] No.19312 del
They're nothing new tbh. Not sure if they might have had a lull at some point but it's just hippie culture that's been around for close to sixty years now if not longer. I heard hippies sprung out of the beatniks but I'm not too sure on that. I went to a small festival like this in my younger days just to score some good drugs and they did really have the best stuff and the people are friendly, but kinda hard to talk to. Most of them seemed to have some sort of social handicap unless they were grooving to the music or drugs were directly involved. Kind of hard to explain but pretty much impossible to talk about anything unless it was directly related to smoking weed or the band that was playing. One time in particular this guy wanted to tell me something, but instead told it to my friend who was standing next to me to tell me. Like, "hey tell him that X" but we were all within 3 feet of each other. Just fucking odd behavior to be honest. It was a fun sort of getaway but some people's entire lives revolve around these things.

If various alphabet agencies are/were involved in propagating LSD and the like then yeah it could totally be a psyop but for what purpose? The only thing I can think of would be it'd be easy to pick a few people off for maybe stealing organs, or other human trafficking shit but that's pretty out there tinfoil type shit. Especially because most of these venues and people do sort of look out for each other in some capacity.

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His dark materials Anonymous 12/09/2018 (Sun) 05:09:43 [Preview] No. 19287 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Has anyone read his dark materials? I'm not a little teenager I swear, but I just got around to reading the series and liked it almost as much as Harry Potter. The movie didn't do the first book justice. And the third book had a touching ending that I can't get out of my head.

Turns out that after 20 years, he wrote a sequel 2 months ago tho I en't read it yet.

Anonymous 12/09/2018 (Sun) 10:40:24 [Preview] No.19289 del
I've heard of the movie, and the series title, but never realized they were the same thing.
Whoa, it's supposed to be critical of religion? and it got a movie!?

Anonymous 12/09/2018 (Sun) 20:33:13 [Preview] No.19292 del
The movie totally erases the criticism of religion, and the first book didn't have much to begin with. It's the third book that attacks religion. But most of the criticism in the series is subtle and might fly over the head of a kid, especially if they don't realize that "The Authority" is the Catholic church in a parallel dimension. A kid might not recognize the criticism of circumcision, of Catholic hypocrisy, of how when the church breaks the taboo and touche's someone's daemon, its doubles as a metaphor that the church are molesters. They want to dehumanize people and make people unhappy. And all the literary references to Hades, Milton, or the glorious bastard of Satan would fly over their head.

And when they meet Yahweh, the kids don't even realize it because he's just a pitiful frail old man who was trapped in a ark and when they let him out he dies instantly. (A child reading the book probably wouldn't realize that was the same God as supposedly resides in the holy ark in the bible.)

Perhaps what also surprised me most is how at the end of the last book two adolescents are about to have sex, while a Catholic priest assasins (who has been given forgiveness in advance),
tries to shoot them because they're evil sinners. (He also plans to convert the indigenous people.)

The Catholics of the internet are butthurt as usual and call the book too aggressive or preachy simply because the antagonists are their church, but I think most criticisms were too subtle for children and might have been aimed more at adults who might read the book. It didn't go far enough in attacking religion or promoting skepticism. But I do appreciate how the book was anti-establishment, anti-authority, pro-sex, skeptical of the best intentions of parents, and for letting kids love each other naturally. Left to their own devices most of the characters of the book would be good people, and its the church that divides people and makes them hate each other.

Anonymous 12/13/2018 (Thu) 22:40:39 [Preview] No.19301 del
The movie didn't give me any interest in reading the book. But I don't think it's something I'm into.
Harry Potter I tried reading about 15 years ago but the writing is so poor I didn't get far.
I'm struggling through Bram Stokers Dracula at the moment, but the way it's written in journal for is really annoying me and it's nothing but a slog to read.

Anonymous 12/16/2018 (Sun) 07:37:32 [Preview] No.19309 del
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I need a good christmas movie to put me in the holiday spirit as I lay in a drunken stupor curled up in the fetal position.

Anonymous 12/16/2018 (Sun) 08:42:04 [Preview] No.19310 del
It's a Wonderful Life if you feel like a good blub and reminder of the important things. https://yts.am/movie/its-a-wonderful-life-1946
A Christmas Story if you feel like being reminded of what it's like to be a kid again. https://yts.am/movie/a-christmas-story-1983
Scrooged if you want a feel good laugh. https://yts.am/movie/scrooged-1988
Die Hard if you want action. https://yts.am/movie/die-hard-1988
NL Christmas Vacation for old school comedy that never gets tired. https://yts.am/movie/national-lampoons-christmas-vacation-1989

Anonymous 12/10/2018 (Mon) 01:20:54 [Preview] No. 19294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Father finger father finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Mommy finger mommy finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Brother finger brother finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Sister finger sister finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Baby finger baby finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?

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Anonymous 12/02/2018 (Sun) 19:29:31 [Preview] No. 19271 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 12/09/2018 (Sun) 05:21:29 [Preview] No.19288 del
Thots are the natural end result of hateful MRA incels secluding themselves in a hate bubble. How dare they take away the livelihood of sluts who do it for cheap/free, just because they're jealous they can't get a free peep show. Perhaps the only people who should be doxed are the people who dox sluts. It's like killing a mockingbird. All they want to do is make beautiful music Jem.

If incels keep reducing the porn on the internet you'll have to go back to paying a woman IRL to see her goods.

Anonymous 12/09/2018 (Sun) 10:46:58 [Preview] No.19290 del
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They want them to pay taxes. In fact they're normalizing their behavior by doing so. Bringing them indoors a la the Dutch.

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